How rude are they?

They are rude, they are fun. Let’s just say… these aren’t Christmas crackers you’d pull in front of Grandma (unless your Nan’s got a wicked sense of humour). They’re saucy, cheeky, and sometimes outrageous - perfect for adults who don’t take Christmas too seriously.

Are they offensive?

They are not made to offend or attack anyone, they are not racist, sexist or homophobic but they are rude. So some people might take offense to them. If you are a snowflake, these are not the Christmas crackers for you.

How offensive are we talking?

Think less “tabloid scandal” and more “pub banter after three pints.” They’re cheeky, rude, and inappropriate - but not the kind that’ll get you cancelled.

How many jokes do they have?

Each pack of Bad Crackers (Pack A & Pack B) has 6 unique jokes in them. For parties with more than six guests, we recommend getting both packs to ensure everyone gets a unique laugh.

Do they have a toy?

No toys, no plastic landfill fodder. Just great rude jokes, a crown, and guaranteed laughter.

Are they suitable for kids?

Only if your idea of festive fun is explaining innuendos to a ten-year-old. Not suitable for kids. Strictly 18+.

Can I recycle them?

Yes you can! Watch our recycling video here. They’re recyclable paper, plastic-free, carbon neutral, and we plant trees every year. Guilt-free giggles.

What comes inside?

Your classic Christmas crown, a rude joke and a funny true or false fact.

Can I bring them to the office party?

That depends. If your office HR has a sense of humour, you’ll be the hero. If not… maybe keep them for the after-party.

Do they explode like normal crackers?

Yes they do the classic crack/pop, then laughter or an awkward silence when someone reads the punchline aloud.

Are they British humour or American humour?

Very British as we are a British company. The humour is dry, cheeky, shocking and sometimes outrageous. If you love sarcasm and innuendo, they are perfect for you.

Do I need to feel guilty about buying them?

They’re plastic-free, carbon neutral, and we plant 360 trees a year. Buy a box, save the planet, offend your mates.

What’s the worst that could happen if I pull one with my family?

Mum might blush, Dad might wheeze with laughter, you might have to look something up on Urban Dictionary and you might not be invited back next year. Worth it.